No sh*t, there I was...

[uh60rotorhead]

No sh*t, there I was... d*ck deep in grenade pins and all out of ammo...

I was washing my girls volvo on Sunday. There was not a cloud in the sky. When suddenly, I heard the sounds of precipitation. I heard the sound of approaching "ticks and splatters." I thought to myself... "How could this be? No clouds, yet I hear rain?"

Then as the "precipitation" envelopes me I notice that the marks left on the ground are purple... Now, this is not the superbowl halftime show, so there is no way this could be purple rain.

As I look up, I see about a thousand small birds... then... it hits me... I, along with the freshly cleaned volvo, get completely covered in bird sh*t. I run to find cover to no avail.

I then proceed the walk of shame to my girls house. When I walk in, she gasps at the amount of crap I have all over me... I hope this means that I'll have good luck for a while.

 

[SUODRAXAH]

wow that really sucks lol

 

[DOGO X]

That's is what I heard! :top:

 

[XDsm]

:laugh: haha that sucks. You were pearl harbored lol

 

[EagleKeeper]

Ha! I feel yer pain. I was in one of the bays at work, bend over to pick up a fuel bucket and got bombed by an owl pellet. We thought one of the guys threw his dip out, then I look up and see a little burrowing owl staring at me.
All I could do was stare at it cuz they're endangered and we're not allowed to scare them out of the bays. F...in' birds.
To make matters worse, my CO announced over the PA that an owl shat on me.

 

[Stevenredx]

Lol... thats the funniest thing i have herad in a while :laugh:

sorry dude.. thats does suck though :laugh:

 

[nctourer]

Talk about rotten luck.
Sounds like friken Starlings. Little bastards swoop in by the thousands and crap all over everything.
Should have seen my deck about a month ago. Table, chairs, grill, everything tagged. Took me over an hour to clean it all. Frikafrakin....
:beer:

 

[rexrunner]

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