I caught my dad and my gf, what do i do?

[Ridelow]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation to kiteboard for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off XRU and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Pics for the Beast

 

[DJmckay]

WOW !!!! well to tell you the truth if that was me i would beat the shit out of my dad and make the bitches life a living hell as much as i could there is one thing i dont stand for at all and thats cheating :thumpdown: and nevermind with a family member thats just ****ed up :dontknow:

 

[VIPDreamin]

Bust one of in her face and call it quits....works everytime

 

[Alexrunner]

Wait this reallly happened? If so, thats F'd up man. I dont know what I would do. Get a hotter girlfriend and have sex with her or your ex's car.

 

[2006nightrider]

x2 what X-Trav said^^^^....I would also beat his ass...then--->

 

[the blue taco runner]

Wait this reallly happened? If so, thats F'd up man. I dont know what I would do. Get a hotter girlfriend and have sex with her or your ex's car.

Or get a hotter gf and have sex with her in your dads kitchen

 

[eltus]

man, you should just pack your stuff, make like a tree and get the hell out there. far away enough to keep them both out of your life.

 

[SLVRBRSS]

Start swingin, beat him to shit, and then be on your way. Nothing less than that.
Seriously man WTF...:damnmate:

 

[the blue taco runner]

man, you should just pack your stuff, make like a tree and get the hell out there. far away enough to keep them both out of your life.

what he said :top:

 

[Yallrun]

GF = George Foreman? (Grill) If so LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ridelow]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

haha.. i just had too

Yallrun was the first to notice the pic..

 

[MusTrd]

Don't let just anyone put their meat in your GF :biggrin:

This needs to go to the jokes section :laugh:

 

[GR8DANE]

i think his dad was jus cooking on his "G"eorge "F"oreman grill....duh

Edit: damn.... i took too long to post

 

[SLVRBRSS]

Should make a poll, IMO.

__- to kick dad's ass

__- not to kick dad's ass and move out

__- to kick g/f and dad's ass, then move out

__- suitable alternative

 

[Yallrun]

I showed that to my wife and she was going eeewww ewwww eeewwww then she saw the pic and :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Both of us :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Great one! :top:

Just told my Wife you never have had a prob when I stick my meat in my GF right? lmfao!

 

[braves011]

:rofl::rofl: i was questioning it when you said "my GF got turned off" lol

 

[DrEaM MaKeR]

lmao that was good

 

[2006nightrider]

Good one:top:

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[SLVRBRSS]

You really had me goin there for a sec. :rockon:Epic!

 

[Yallrun]

I had to send that around the office, got co-workers pissing them selves laughing. :laugh: