Text a girl and ask her,"When you gunna let me tap that?"

[Mclovin]

danm ima try this on as many girls as i can lol hopefully with alot of luck! :biggrin:

 

[LunarX]

These are very oddball girls.... Id expect any normal girl to centralize at any local mall.

 

[x-short-r]

Okay guys so I tried this last night after a few too many shots of sake at a wedding and beers at a friend's house. I was drunk...which was a BAD idea to try this as a joke. I didn't think she took it as a joke...

me: heard u in town. wondering if I can tap that
her: are u freeking serious? :/ I'm leaving tomm morning baka.
me: so what?
her: Don't be a jerk.
me: what if I am? It was a simple question that deserves an answer
her: ok then. No.
me: aite i'll try next time when u're in a better mood
her: pssh. talking to me like im an object dude.
me: No just thinkin about the good old times that was it. Nothing wrong with that right?
her: well i find that pretty offensive.
me: Yah? it was a compliment. I would never offend u. Maybe let me try this again.
her: U should learn complimenting skills. I gotta go to sleep.
me: Well maybe I'll try better next time. Maybe it'll be a "maybe" as an answer.
her: maybe if u stop trying to talk to me like i'm a whore.
me: Well it's good to know that I do have a chance but I don't consider u a whore.

her: u know i know u want more out of me than friendship. but the way u speak to me is completely inappropriate. As a grown adult i expect better out of u. if u continue to talk to me that way im sorry but being friends isnt going to work for me.

(ouch!!! crash and burn baby burn)


To the girl I texted last night while I was intoxicated:

I think you're very beautiful inside and out. I did not mean to offend or degrade you in anyways and I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way. It was just a joke on this forum and if you don't believe me check out the rest of it. Maybe we can meet up next time when u're back in town and you can slap me or throw hot coffee at me for pulling this on you. Or maybe you can give me another chance later on.

 

[LunarX]

Okay guys so I tried this last night after a few too many shots of sake at a wedding and beers at a friend's house. I was drunk...which was a BAD idea to try this as a joke. I didn't think she took it as a joke...

me: heard u in town. wondering if I can tap that
her: are u freeking serious? :/ I'm leaving tomm morning baka.
me: so what?
her: Don't be a jerk.
me: what if I am? It was a simple question that deserves an answer
her: ok then. No.
me: aite i'll try next time when u're in a better mood
her: pssh. talking to me like im an object dude.
me: No just thinkin about the good old times that was it. Nothing wrong with that right?
her: well i find that pretty offensive.
me: Yah? it was a compliment. I would never offend u. Maybe let me try this again.
her: U should learn complimenting skills. I gotta go to sleep.
me: Well maybe I'll try better next time. Maybe it'll be a "maybe" as an answer.
her: maybe if u stop trying to talk to me like i'm a whore.
me: Well it's good to know that I do have a chance but I don't consider u a whore.

her: u know i know u want more out of me than friendship. but the way u speak to me is completely inappropriate. As a grown adult i expect better out of u. if u continue to talk to me that way im sorry but being friends isnt going to work for me.

(ouch!!! crash and burn baby burn)


To the girl I texted last night while I was intoxicated:

I think you're very beautiful inside and out. I did not mean to offend or degrade you in anyways and I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way. It was just a joke on this forum and if you don't believe me check out the rest of it. Maybe we can meet up next time when u're back in town and you can slap me or throw hot coffee at me for pulling this on you. Or maybe you can give me another chance later on.

good luck recoving from this one bro. This one sounded more like a booty call than a simple sexual gesture. You my friend need some training on getting at women and some drunk training as well. Hope things work out for you. :dontknow:

:fail:

 

[Phoenix]

I have a better idea. Instead of asking when you can tap that, JUST SEND HER A PICTURE OF YOUR ASS.. AHAHAHAHHAAHHA mbray!! AAHAAHAH

 

[motonxruchick184]

I have a better idea. Instead of asking when you can tap that, JUST SEND HER A PICTURE OF YOUR ASS.. AHAHAHAHHAAHHA mbray!! AAHAAHAH

Hahaha now your tryin to get someone killed!! :laugh:

 

[LunarX]

Hahaha now your tryin to get someone killed!! :laugh:

Nah, more like put on the U.S Sex Offender's list. Yeesh :ahhhhh:

 

[Juan89]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT DIDNT GO SO WELL LOL

JUANITO89: SO WHEN ARE YOU GUNNA LET ME HIT THAT:biggrin:

DANIELLE: THATS ABUSE:motz:

JUANITO89: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABUSE :hmmmm2:

DANIELLE: HITTING IS ABUSE!:banghead:

JUANITO89: NO THATS NOT WHAT I MENT :bird:

DANIELLE : YES IT IS:argh:

JUANITO89: NVM IT:stupid:

DANIELLE: RIGHT:stupid:

JUANITO89: I MENT LIKE YOU KNOW.. ME... YOU... ALONE.. MAKIN YOU FEEL ALL TINGLY INSIDE:biggrin:

DANIELLE: WTF ? YOU'RE JUST KIIDING AROUND RIGHT??:hmmmm2:

JUANITO89: NO IM BIENG SERIOUS :biggrin:

JUANITO89: SO WHEN ARE YOU GUNNA LET ME HIT THAT??:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

DANIELLE: STOP ASKIN ME THAT AND STOP BEING STUPID:secruity:

JUANITO89: HAHAHAHA:rofl:

DANIELLE: YOUR STUPID AND SICK MINDED:motz:

JUANITO89: OK:eviltongue:

DANIELLE: YEA:motz:

 

[ntinhri]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT DIDNT GO SO WELL LOL

JUANITO89: SO WHEN ARE YOU GUNNA LET ME HIT THAT:biggrin:

DANIELLE: THATS ABUSE:motz:

JUANITO89: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABUSE :hmmmm2:

DANIELLE: HITTING IS ABUSE!:banghead:

JUANITO89: NO THATS NOT WHAT I MENT :bird:

DANIELLE : YES IT IS:argh:

JUANITO89: NVM IT:stupid:

DANIELLE: RIGHT:stupid:

JUANITO89: I MENT LIKE YOU KNOW.. ME... YOU... ALONE.. MAKIN YOU FEEL ALL TINGLY INSIDE:biggrin:

DANIELLE: WTF ? YOU'RE JUST KIIDING AROUND RIGHT??:hmmmm2:

JUANITO89: NO IM BIENG SERIOUS :biggrin:

JUANITO89: SO WHEN ARE YOU GUNNA LET ME HIT THAT??:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

DANIELLE: STOP ASKIN ME THAT AND STOP BEING STUPID:secruity:

JUANITO89: HAHAHAHA:rofl:

DANIELLE: YOUR STUPID AND SICK MINDED:motz:

JUANITO89: OK:eviltongue:

DANIELLE: YEA:motz:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Vince77]

Okay guys so I tried this last night after a few too many shots of sake at a wedding and beers at a friend's house. I was drunk...which was a BAD idea to try this as a joke. I didn't think she took it as a joke...

me: heard u in town. wondering if I can tap that
her: are u freeking serious? :/ I'm leaving tomm morning baka.
me: so what?
her: Don't be a jerk.
me: what if I am? It was a simple question that deserves an answer
her: ok then. No.
me: aite i'll try next time when u're in a better mood
her: pssh. talking to me like im an object dude.
me: No just thinkin about the good old times that was it. Nothing wrong with that right?
her: well i find that pretty offensive.
me: Yah? it was a compliment. I would never offend u. Maybe let me try this again.
her: U should learn complimenting skills. I gotta go to sleep.
me: Well maybe I'll try better next time. Maybe it'll be a "maybe" as an answer.
her: maybe if u stop trying to talk to me like i'm a whore.
me: Well it's good to know that I do have a chance but I don't consider u a whore.

her: u know i know u want more out of me than friendship. but the way u speak to me is completely inappropriate. As a grown adult i expect better out of u. if u continue to talk to me that way im sorry but being friends isnt going to work for me.

(ouch!!! crash and burn baby burn)


To the girl I texted last night while I was intoxicated:

I think you're very beautiful inside and out. I did not mean to offend or degrade you in anyways and I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way. It was just a joke on this forum and if you don't believe me check out the rest of it. Maybe we can meet up next time when u're back in town and you can slap me or throw hot coffee at me for pulling this on you. Or maybe you can give me another chance later on.

:ahhhhh: Oh man, that didn't go well at all.

I've yet to try this, but I will...

 

[Troskey]

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
(20mins later)
me: i was joking.. damn!
her: you weren't joking.. dont front.. blah blah blah(basically she was busy at work)
me: well.. in that case.. when you gonna let me tap that?
her: my car.. or the parking spot.. whenever you feel like it!
me: that is awesome!

score.. i wish i would've known about this before i got married!(the joke that is.. i would've played it to my advantage)

 

[Phoenix]

Me: So when you gunna let me tap that!?
Him: I'm not going to give it up easily, you'l have to work for it
Me: Oh really? Prude.
Him: What do you think I am, some sort of hussy!?
*5 mins later*
Him: On second thought, you can get tapped any time you want.

.. I think that got turned around on me. :laugh:

 

[T0LLPHR33]

^he must be slow...:rofl:

 

[Phoenix]

HAHA.. nah.

But the conversation after kept getting interesting.. LOL

 

[alexxwing]

HAHA.. nah.

But the conversation after kept getting interesting.. LOL

nice gotta love the conversation that peaple dont post up :top:

 

[X-roller]

^^^^^^^^lol.....

 

[Phoenix]

I'm not willing to..

 

[X-roller]

I'm not willing to..

:eviltongue:

 

[Grumpy]

Look who's being prude now:laugh:

 

[Phoenix]

HAHAHA.. hey now! there's some details ya don't need to be filled in with! Its what imaginations are for!