Your momma so fat...

[XRangel]

Damn I hope I dont get banned for this...

*Your Momma so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday...

Keep it going...

Note: *your momma doesnt really mean your momma

 

[HiTek21]

your momma is so fat after sex she smokes a turkey

 

[BSP06XRU]

Yo momma so fat...
I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

[Venomous_X]

your momma so fat, she uses a bed mattress for a maxi pad :top:

 

[MusTrd]

Your momma so fat, she gets her toe nails painted at Earl Scheib

 

[08RR XRNNER]

ya momma is sooo fat...she has to buy her panties from the parachute store

 

[MusTrd]

Your momma so fat, her belt size is equator

 

[EspadaX]

Yo momma so fat when she spits she spits butter

 

[Venomous_X]

yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and made four quarters :biggrin:

 

[XRangel]

Your momma so fat when she falls of her bed she falls of both sides...

 

[Vince77]

Your mama's so fat I said it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.

 

[MusTrd]

Your momma so fat when she falls of her bed she falls of both sides...

:rofl::rofl: I LOL'd

 

[hiflyer]

:rofl::rofl: I LOL'd

yeah, that one got me too:laugh:

 

[Stevenredx]

Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

 

[RedXRunner]

your momma so fat she could be the eighth continent.

 

[fuseaku]

Yo mamma so fat, after sex I rolled over and was still on the bit©h!

 

[Vince77]

yo mamma so fat she sweats bacon.

 

[xrtaco06]

your momma so fat that she can't even float in space:laugh::laugh:

 

[trd_sport]

your momma so fat that she can't even float in space:laugh::laugh:

:laugh:
your momma so fat when she goes into space, they have to stop callling it space.

 

[xrtaco06]

your momma is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk cartoon.

your momma is so fat is changed the meaning of on size fits all to one size fits most.:laugh:

your momma is so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said abcdefg get you fat ass off of me.:laugh::laugh:

sorry had a couple