Nice legs

[madtrucker]

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

 

[roy365]

Last time I said that the woman took off her wooden leg and hit me till i collapsed.

 

[Kevin S.]

Last time I said that the woman took off her wooden leg and hit me till i collapsed.

hahaha just spit coffee on my keyboard!! :biggrin:

 

[dreamers]

Nerd - Can I touch your software
Girl - Only if I can touch your hard drive first
Nerd - Can I install it into your system?
Girl - Only if you cover it with anti-virus