Valentines day jokes

[Murderface]

What's 6 inches long and wont get sucked on Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe!

 

[Workman3886]

Wow that's terribly funny lol

 

[GrumpyOldMan]

I was gonna say "The average married man" but I was wrong....LOL

 

[lenie03]

You never know bobby might suck it for her today

 

[Xoverdose]

No woman will ever be satisfied on Valentines day because there isnt a ***** in the world made of chocolate that ejaculates money

 

[Murderface]

You never know bobby might suck it for her today

Bwahahahaha!!

 

[Gadget]

Whats a crack pipe?

G

 

[Murderface]

Whats a crack pipe?

G

Ya know that thing u keep in ur center console for smoking crack!

 

[Scarface]

Lmfao. This is true.

 

[RRCanuck]

Ruthless. Hahaha

 

[JDUB916]

HAHAHAHA Well done John!

 

[gotrdwoohoo]

Too funny! Bring on the stuffed animals and grocery store flowers. I am gonna get me some tonight.

 

[Murderface]

Here's another Whitney joke

Why did Whitney Houston sniff Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke bwahahahaha

 

[*IrunnIt*]

Whitney Houston apparently discovered that there IS a mountain high enough.

Too soon?

 

[adamewwy]

lmao too soon

 

[dreamers]

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'