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if your gf did this.

Simplex Effect

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At first I thought he was throwing up blood.. lol

Honestly, I wouldn't probably speak to her for a day or two if she did that to me.
 

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At first I thought he was throwing up blood.. lol

Honestly, I wouldn't probably speak to her for a day or two if she did that to me.

Thats what i thought too the second time. What is that then!?

And if some bitch did that too me and still said it was real after puking, she would be outta there, not to mention id probably make her eat it
 

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becoming a red wing captain eh?


ya thats gross i would neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever do that to any man, and the fact that he asks after puking for the 3rd time and she still says yes....and offers a glas of water WTF BIATCH:motz:

haha Good to know there's a woman out there that wouldn't do this to her man, regardless if this was real or fake!

PS. That's a pretty sweet sig you got there! I wonder who made it? lol :top:
 

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lol what a punk.

WTF YO, YO YO, WTF YO.

That would be ok, I would crap on her driver seat.
 

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now that's some funny sh*t...she even made him puke...:laugh:

if a chick did that to me...I'm farting in her pillow and giving her pink eye...

but seriously..couldnt smell the cocktail sauce??

my thoughts exactly...:hmmmm2::stupid:
 

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that was some funny a$$ $hit for sure!!! looks like she needs the strong hand:boxing:
 

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that was great funny..... but if my wife did that to me I would punch her right in the cooter
 

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haha Good to know there's a woman out there that wouldn't do this to her man, regardless if this was real or fake!

PS. That's a pretty sweet sig you got there! I wonder who made it? lol :top:

:hmmmm2:hmmm i dont know...someone :top: haha

that was great funny..... but if my wife did that to me I would punch her right in the cooter
:adore:hahahahah hahahahahahhah i cant stop laughing haha
 
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Two backhands will do the trick....What a bitch!
 

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What the fook Yo? LMAO White guy talking gangster with rolled shirt sleeves, and pukes at the sight of a little "blood" HA HA HA She got him good. Yeah I'd be pissed but come on! Man up buttercup!
hahaha. that wtf yo was killin me. he looked like he was about to die after pukin. what did he puke up blood or somethin?
 

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I just threatened my wifes life lol.....Seriously I wouldnt barf, but I would have freaked.....and then.....
 

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No sir, all is fair until I get whapped with a bloody tampon.....Im a freak but DAYUM LOL.....thats a new one on me :p My wife would do the same if I hit her in the cheek with poopy stained toilet paper and had a corn kernel on her face....:top:
 

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No sir, all is fair until I get whapped with a bloody tampon.....Im a freak but DAYUM LOL.....thats a new one on me :p My wife would do the same if I hit her in the cheek with poopy stained toilet paper and had a corn kernel on her face....:top:

Corn Kernel on her face FTW! LOL....:laugh: Well said....:adore:
 

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I think I would do the only thing you could do. I would play it off like it never happened and start getting really turned on by it. " Get over here you sexy freak, how did you know I liked this shit! " and then just start wiping it all over her. If it was fake you schooled her in the art of pranks. If it was real .... you can puke in the shower later when she can't video tape it and start sowing your red wings in your seat cover.
 

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I think I would do the only thing you could do. I would play it off like it never happened and start getting really turned on by it. " Get over here you sexy freak, how did you know I liked this shit! " and then just start wiping it all over her. If it was fake you schooled her in the art of pranks. If it was real .... you can puke in the shower later when she can't video tape it and start sowing your red wings in your seat cover.

That would show her! then again, youd have a viral video of you lovin it... Not sure i could show my face again! lol
 

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That video wouldve been shorter if it was me getting slapped in the face by that satan rag...
She would NOT be among the living much longer rofl hahaha

Oh and...

" *SNIFFS HARD* I'm about to puke blood!!! WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?"
 

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I thought it was good acting @ first. What a weiner....:laugh:

I'd do like others, slip it in teh wrong hole forcefully or shoot it in her eyes.
 

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So half of us would murder her and half of us would do devious things in a revenge plot. I see we can all take a joke hahaha
 
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